Metro Newfoundland

Thank you to the Whisper library for helping me transcribe a sporadic voice message that is the only record of this encounter.

Please keep in mind that even though this post contains horrific stuff written down, I am not the one holding any of these beliefs, IT IS QUOTES OF SOME RANDOM DUDE ON THE SUBWAY

I need to make a quick note right now, while I at least remember something. I met a guy on the subway just now, just two stops after my friend left. And suddenly he came up to me and started chatting. So I was like, oh what the hell. He said, "It's cool to hang out with some random guy on the subway like this, what do you think?". So I replied:

Yeah, I've never regretted it, let's go And so we started chatting, and I thought to myself, this is going to be very interesting. And it most definitely was. So he began with, I can't remember exactly why, Churchill.

Churchill, in reality, was not a hero, he was a criminal who was a drunk and smoked and ordered bombings of people and so on and so on

And then I learned that he doesn't believe that we were on the moon, because no one can go there, cause of all the radiation you can't go above the ISS (at least that's something he believes in), though he calls it the International Play Station cause "what else are they doing up there". And that it was all so that

they could embezzle the money. Well, because it was costing an awful lot and PhD people would want to be well paid, so why wouldn't they keep the secret, "yeah, don't bite the hand that feeds you", "so they wouldn't, like, of course, stop supporting it" Oh and of course who causes all the wars?

Of course, it's the Jews. Yeah, not the Jews in general, but of course the Israeli Jews. Well, when Israel did 9-11, some Jews died there. But it was like a cover-up, right, that makes sense. So that they would murder the American ones and wouldn't be seen. Or something like that. Yeah, and what else was there? Oh yes, he had a dollar in his pocket, he claimed he was from the United Snakes, and that for example "Ms. Dolly Pardon" as he calls her because she apologized for saying that it's hard for Christians in Hollywood, or when Michael Jackson claimed something about which the Jews didn't like and then they were lynched by them. Yeah, and

there were two brothers, and they accidentally said something bad about Jews, two days later they got cancer. Do you think that's a coincidence? No!

He kept repeating

Don't believe anything I tell you, I'm 80, I don't know anything, do your own research

I didn't have time to ask him what I should research, or what he'd consider a sensible source of information, even though I drove with him all the way to Zličín and then back, and at Zličín we stood while about 4 carriages passed by, I listened to him, and I couldn't, I couldn't stop listening. About half of his sentences were prefixed with,

Hey, hey, like, you know what? You're not allowed to say it too loud here, because, you know what, if you say that the Holocaust didn't happen, someone will punch you. That's why I'm walking around "equipped".

This guy was wearing an overcoat, and he took out and showed me his pepper spray. And so, by the way, yes, according to him, the Holocaust didn't really happen, or rather, it seemed like it did, kind of, but, no, only 6 million, I think, only 700 thousand Jews died, from hunger, because the Americans bombed the trains that brought them food, or something like that in those camps, and that supposedly many, many more died, not even many times more Germans than Jews. He says:

Oh, that's not talked about, because Israel needs to be powerful. That's why you don't hear anything about it, because they control the media

What else was there? Yeah, that he doesn't believe that America will last very long.

I'll bet on that.

He lived all over the place, started out in Newfoundland, then, for a while in Greece, then he worked as a surveyor in Toronto, I think, and, by the way, he had headphones on his head, he didn't stink or anything, he had like, a white hat, a beard, like, a South American accent, and, a really nice new light orange jacket, sweater, everything, he had really nice clothes overall and neatly dressed.

Newfoundland was assimilated into Canada involuntarily And that they were stealing their fishing, yeah, he also said he was a fisherman for a while I think? Or something like that, I don't remember exactly, and we didn't hear each other properly.

The internet is a good thing, I don't like it sometimes, because everyone can actually write whatever they want on it, but then they always censor it anyway, so think about it

He did have a pleasant level of English, but, sometimes left out obvious expressions, like, basically, he spoke, in full English, and then he said "lichva". He had a good accent, but he simply didn't know some words, and he replaced them with Czech.

Women, you can't live with them, you can't live without them, what, what are you supposed to do then, fucking die? Well, yeah, just, be wary of women, always bring a condom.

And always like, yeah, look, now into this world, it's scary, it's gone to shit, scary to bring children into this world. That doesn't seem reasonable to me. I'm not reasonable, I already have three children, two of them I don't know where they are.

I'll stop right here, goddamn was there more. I'm paraphrasing, it was a very long conversation, and I didn't necessarily want to write it down or record it, right in front of him. I'm baffled that this person can hold all these opinions, especially since he seems to have been around the world, I'd expect someone like that to have had their opinions challenged and refined to some remotely sensible degree. It was definitely a surreal experience.

A while later I mentioned it to my friend who apparently met him as well, many years ago, and vividly remembers some of the same phrases that now haunt me as well.