Ordinal linguistic personification


Let's talk a bit about psychology, many of you might've heard about Synesthesia, it's when someone has two senses somewhat connected/mixed.

There are many many forms and one significantly more niche one that I have is called Ordinal Linguistic Personification.

People with OLP assign gender and personality to many different things, mostly though sets of arbitrary symbols, like months, days, numbers and letters. My case excludes personality and stays perfectly static as long as I've been aware of it. This is something that we simply feel inside is the right thing to assign, and since they're inanimate objects I'm fine with assuming someone's gender for once.

You might think that this could be a quirk of gendered languages, one of which is my native tongue, however Czech assigns blanket genders to all of these. All numbers are female, and the rest are neuter (yes, we have 3 genders).

My personification applies for a number of patterns, that I will now list:

Numbers

NumGender
1Female
2Female
3Male
4Female
5Female
6Male
7Female
8Male
9Male

Higher up numbers are just combinations of these digits

Letters

LetterGender
AFemale
BFemale
CMale
DMale
EMale
FFemale
GMale
HFemale
IFemale
JFemale
KFemale
LFemale
MFemale
NMale
OFemale
PFemale
QFemale
RFemale
SFemale
TMale
UMale
VFemale
WFemale
XMale
YFemale
ZFemale

Days of the Week

DayGender
MondayFemale
TuesdayMale
WednesdayFemale
ThursdayMale
FridayMale
SaturdayFemale
SundayFemale